newyork-state-ofdreaming:

Michael Scott popping in on your dashboard

You don’t know me. You’ve just seen my penis.

— Michael Scott (via thewindtalker)
ferrumirony:

michael no

aimiluna:

image

uncuntrolably:

Me: oh hey I look decent today, I should try taking a picture

camera: no.

magicconchshell:

some strippers make as much as lawyers